Why I like Driving West

09/28/2006

Call me nuts, but I really enjoy the long drives to the mountains from Wisconsin. To see any peak above 8,000' requires me to lay down at least 1,100 miles and spend a minimum of 16 hours in my vehicle.

Why do I torture myself, and sometimes Yumi, like this? Who said anything about torture?

I like the feeling of having everything I'll need crammed into my truck. I even enjoy planning the packing configuration before the packing even begins just to see how much room I'll have in the back to sleepI tried to tell you I was nuts.

I like having a cooler next to me on the passenger seat when I'm driving solo. I've got my dinner, a snack, fruit and milk for tomorow's breakfast right beside me. Man, I don't have to stop for anything. Anything. Those smaller Gatorade bottles are handy for things other than holding Gatorade---if you know what I mean. When Yumi is along, she gets the passenger seat but the cooler is never out of reach in the back seat.

I like being able to drive 80-85 mph through North Dakota and Montana. Makes the trip go much faster, you know? It also sucks gas but that's a small price to pay if it gets me to the mountains faster.

I like scraping dead bugs off the windshield when I stop for gas. Sometimes I forget, which sucks, but I know in 4 hours I'll get another chance. All squeegies are NOT created equal, by the way.

I like listening to whatever music I want to when travelling solo---even my country compilation which Yumi can't stand. I can sing along if I want. Does anyone sound bad when singing alone. No, and I don't either. Favorites for driving: Lapdog, Bon Jovi, Eric Church and Dierks Bentley.

I like pushing on to the next rest stop even though I'm tired and know it's stupid to do so. I'll usually do this at least once after I decide it might be time to stop. Sometimes I'll skip anothert if I get a second wind and it isn't too far.

I like sleeping in the back of my truck at interstate rest areas. Nothing like putting down a therm-a-rest, covering with a light fleece and snoozing 4 or 5 hours next to an 18-wheeler with its engine running. The sounds coming from the interstate are soothing to me---the sounds of freedom, really. I like the soft summer breeze on a warm night somewhere in North Dakota as it soothes me to sleep. Yeah, Imight get eaten by a few mosquitoes, but so what? A small price to pay.I know when I wake up I'll be in the mountains THAT DAY.

Can anything really compare to catching that first glimpse of the mountains after hours and hours of boring prairie? Sometimes you can't really be sure if what your'e seeing is clouds or the mountains. Does it even matter if you think the clouds are mountains? Not really.