Dorf's Sleeping Bag/Tarptent Inclement Weather Test

Sycamore MF
5 1/4" Spacing/Continuous Baffles
5" Loft, 25° F
62"/ 46" Shoulder /Foot Girth
17 oz. Down Fill
2 lbs. Total Weight

Tarptent Cloudburst 2

SPECIFICATIONS
weight height width
39 oz. 42" 70/51"

While the wife was spending the weekend in Chicago I thought it would be a great time to get out for one more overnight before winter set in and check and see whether my new Western Mountaineering Sycamore MF was up to it's 25° rating. I also figured to check out my Tarptent Cloudburst 2 in inclement weather. The weather was unseasonably cold for this time of year so I decided on a short trip to our back yard would be my best alternative.

I would go super-duper UL on this trip packing only my Cloudburst 2, the Sycamore, full length Therm-a-rest, hat,gloves and a Pop Tart. Actually, my load was so compact that I didn't evn bother with a pack and carried it all to camp in my left hand. it should be noted that I made the conscious decision not to carry a first aid kit and other essentials knowing I had a short hike out the next day. It was a risk I was willing to take to be a minimalist for a day. I also left my headlamp at home in the gear closet knowing I could rely on the moon or streetlights for illumination should I need to pee in the middle of the night.

Not quite 25° but close enough.
The Cloudburst 2 in gentler climes.

I left the house shortly after 6 PM and hiked a grueling 20 steps before I found a level patch of grass that hadn't been tore up from the kids soccer cleats near our tree. Once I saw the spot, I knew I was "home". I quickly pulled the Cloudburst from its stuff sack, and just as quickly was chasing the sack across the yard as it tried to blow away. I managed to get the tent up shortly. I backtracked to the house to check out the thermometer and was shocked to see that the temperature was down to a balmy 44°, though the wind chill index was at 19°. Sweet. It would get a lot colder later I hoped. I climbed into my bag just for shits and giggles and to get an initial feel for the bag's performance in colder weather.

After a few minutes of laying there doing nothing but getting warm and bored I decided it was time to eat and hiked back to the house and ordered some chinese from the hong kong Buffet. I figured it would be best that I stayed in the house while waiting for the food so I turned on the TV and laid on the couch. finding nothing worthy of my time i went to our bedroom for some internet surfing until the food was delivered.

The driver arrived with my General Tso's chicken and quickly left before uttering a word of english I could understand. I ate, got some chicken stuck between two lower molars and flossed. I went back to the couch and watched the local high school football game on TV until 9:30. Still not rady to hit the sack despite a long day on the trail I spent anoher 2 hours surfing the net and had a peanut butter and jelly sanwich for a late night snack.

Not a lot of precipitation coming my way but plenty of cool weather!

t was time. I donned my long underwear, light fleece top and took what I hoped was my last piss of the night---doubtful since I had drank 2 cans of Diet Coke during the evening---and hiked back to camp and quickly crawled into my bag. The luxurious down fill felt like thin wisps of clouds in the summer western sky. Quickly enough I began to warm up.

Though windy, the Cloudburst 2 held fast and only allowed the slightest of the arctic breeze inside. Buoyed with newfound confidence I wouldn't wake up an icicle I attempted to fall asleep when it dawned on me that I had forgotten to bring a pillow with me. Dammit! I knew I couldn't sleep without one knowing a mere 50' away I had 5 on our bed, so I unzipped the bag and scurried back to the house.

II quickly checked my e-mail and then trudged back to the tent armed with not one, but two pillows and a pee bottle. Hey, I might as well be comfortable, right?

I fell asleep surprisingly quick despite the traffic on the street but my slumber was interrupted around 1:30 AM by some asshole screeching his tires. The rest of the night was uneventful aside from waking up a couple of times to pee.

The Western Mountaineering Hooded Sycamore performed great in temps down to the upper 20's

As I awoke for the last time just before 6 AM I took careful note of the interior of my tent: no condensation---good deal. A check of my sleeping bag revealed nothing out of the ordinary. Success.

Now that the gear testing portion of the trip was complete it was time to think about breakfast. I decided to forgo the Pop Tart and opted to hike out in favor of bacon, eggs and toast. A wise choice and a beautiful ending to my last trip of the year.